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Powell, Andy 1984-

Overview
Works: 4 works in 6 publications in 2 languages and 825 library holdings
Genres: Humor 
Classifications: K184, 349.730207
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Most widely held works by Andy Powell
You may not tie an alligator to a fire hydrant : 101 real dumb laws by Jeff Koon ( Book )
3 editions published between 2002 and 2003 in English and held by 480 WorldCat member libraries worldwide
You May Not Tie an Alligator to a Fire Hydrant is a collection of the 101 dumbest real federal, city, and state laws in America, compiled by Jeff Koon and Andy Powell, a couple of high school seniors with a Web site visited by hundreds of thousands of browsers every month. These laws will astonish, possibly outrage, and certainly amuse citizens everywhere. Here you will learn that forgetting to close a gate is against the law in Nevada that flying a kite is illegal in Schaumburg, Illinois and that shaking carpets in the street in Cambridge, Massachusetts, is strictly forbidden. You probably haven't tried cutting off your arm to make people feel sorry for you -- but if you live in Alabama, it is against the law. Many Texans will be surprised to learn that their hoes must be no less than four feet long. Perhaps more disturbingly, Indianans will be forced to recognize that being sexually aroused in public could get them arrested. With so many potential legal pitfalls around us all, it is comforting, finally, to learn in these pages that, in Alaska, the people who make laws have sagely concluded that emergencies are "held to a minimum and are rarely found to exist."
Wearing of this garment will not enable you to fly : 101 real dumb warning labels by Jeff Koon ( Book )
1 edition published in 2003 in English and held by 343 WorldCat member libraries worldwide
America's famous teenage stalkers of stupidity are back! From the authors of You May Not Tie an Alligator to a Fire Hydrant, here is a collection of 101 of the dumbest product warnings you'll ever see. The infamous 1994 McDonald's hot coffee lawsuit has spawned a veritable industry of "hot" warnings, from Kellogg's Pop-Tarts admonition that "[i]f pastry is overheated, frosting/filling can become extremely hot and could cause burns" to the Black Cat Fireworks label: "Caution: flammable. Do not put in mouth." If, on the other hand, you manage to escape the heat with a trip to the beach, be warned that a twenty-inch beach ball is "NOT a lifesaving device." Kids (and maybe even parents) might be forgiven, however, for thinking that Mr. Bubbles Body Wash for Kids of All Ages would be okay to use if they missed the warning label: "Caution. Keep out of reach of young children." In the brave new world of technology, users frustrated by the gobbledygook of users' manuals will be relieved that their warning labels at least make sense: the Sun StarOffice End User License Agreement warns users that "software is not designed, licensed or intended for use in the design, construction, operation or maintenance of any nuclear facility," while the SGI IRIS Indigo Workstation manual tells you, "Don't dangle the mouse by its cable or throw the mouse at coworkers." And for those who just can't quite figure out what to do with some of their new purchases, this might help: "Use Gold Dial as you would ordinary soap" explains the Dial soap label
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly and other really dumb warnings by Jeff Koon ( Book )
1 edition published in 2005 in English and held by 1 WorldCat member library worldwide
Chō o ijimete wa ikenai : USA anbiribabō hōritsu 100 ( Book )
1 edition published in 2004 in Japanese and held by 1 WorldCat member library worldwide
 
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Alternative Names
パウエル, アンディ
Languages
English (5)
Japanese (1)
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