Horner, Doogie

Miss Peregrine's Home for Peculiar Children by Ransom Riggs( Book )

3 editions published between 2011 and 2013 in English and held by 3,498 WorldCat member libraries worldwide

A mysterious island. An abandoned orphanage. And a strange collection of very curious photographs. It all waits to be discovered in Miss Peregrine's Home for Peculiar Children. As our story opens, a horrific family tragedy sets sixteen-year-old Jacob journeying to a remote island off the coast of Wales, where he discovers the crumbling ruins of Miss Peregrine's Home for Peculiar Children. As Jacob explores its abandoned bedrooms and hallways, it becomes clear that the children who once lived here -- one of whom was his own grandfather -- were more than just peculiar. They may have been dangerous. They may have been quarantined on a desolate island for good reason. And somehow -- impossible though it seems -- they may still be alive

Kid athletes : true tales of childhood from sports legends by David Stabler( Book )

4 editions published between 2015 and 2017 in English and Vietnamese and held by 827 WorldCat member libraries worldwide

Forget the gold medals, the championships, and the undefeated seasons. When all-star athletes were growing up, they had regular-kid problems just like you. Baseball legend Babe Ruth was such a troublemaker, his family sent him to reform school. Race car champion Danica Patrick fended off bullies who told her "girls can<U+2019>t drive." And football superstar Peyton Manning was forced to dance the tango in his school play. Kid Athletes tells all of their stories and more with full-color cartoon illustrations on every page. Other subjects include Billie Jean King, Jackie Robinson, Yao Ming, Gabby Douglas, Tiger Woods, Julie Krone, Bruce Lee, Muhammad Ali, Bobby Orr, Lionel Messi, and more!

Kid presidents : true tales of childhood from America's presidents by David Stabler( Book )

3 editions published between 2014 and 2016 in English and Korean and held by 655 WorldCat member libraries worldwide

The kids who grew up to be president were like a lot of other children. Some struggled with schoolwork and got into fights; others pranked their teachers and infuriated their parents. William Howard Taft was forced to take dance lessons. Gerald Ford struggled with dyslexia. Teddy Roosevelt had a bedroom "museum" full of dead animals. Kid Presidents features 20 captivating true stories from the childhoods of American presidents, complete with lively text and more than 200 cartoon illustrations. Laugh-out-loud funny and packed with cool facts, it's the perfect read for all young future leaders of the free world

Kid artists : true tales of childhood from creative legends by David Stabler( Book )

3 editions published in 2016 in English and Korean and held by 480 WorldCat member libraries worldwide

Forget the awards, the sold-out museum exhibitions, and the timeless masterpieces. When the world's most celebrated artists were growing up, they had regular-kid problems just like you!

Kid authors : true tales of childhood from famous writers by David Stabler( Book )

2 editions published in 2017 in English and held by 389 WorldCat member libraries worldwide

Presents stories featuring authors when they were children, including Roald Dahl, J.K. Rowling, and Zora Neale Hurston

A Die hard Christmas : the illustrated holiday classic by Doogie Horner( Book )

3 editions published in 2017 in English and held by 111 WorldCat member libraries worldwide

"Die Hard may be the greatest Christmas movie of all time, and now you can enjoy the timeless tale in this whimsical storybook for adults! Join John McClane, Hans Gruber, Sgt. Powell, and all of your favorites in this delightfully illustrated tale of high-rise adventure and holiday spirit"--

Everything explained through flowcharts by Doogie Horner( Book )

3 editions published in 2010 in English and held by 108 WorldCat member libraries worldwide

This guide maps out the answers to complicated conundrums, with subject matter ranging from profound philosophical queries to lighthearted pop culture and everything in between

Some very interesting cats perhaps you weren't aware of by Doogie Horner( Book )

3 editions published in 2015 in English and held by 69 WorldCat member libraries worldwide

A completely original and funny new take on cats. Doogie Horner, a writer and illustrator, knows just what it is about cats that so obsesses and delights us--their impenetrable personalities, their self-contained quirkiness, the aura of mystery that makes it seem as if they're always up to something that they don't want us to know about. So he imagines their secret lives for us, in a way that takes the most surprising and whimsical turns. With full-color illustrations and absurdly funny short stories, Some Very Interesting Cats Perhaps You Weren't Aware Of is a gallery of 100 impossible cat characters. Like the Alien cat, Xort, who reports back to his planet: "Have trained my humans to feed and pet me. They suspect nothing." Or the Mountain Climber cat, Snowball, who is planning a perilous route up the North Curtain to Mt. Bookcase. Or Mystico, the Magician cat--no one could figure out how he sawed a dog in half. (The answer was simple: He didn't like dogs.) And Hjalmar, the Viking cat, whose motto is "Pillage. Tuna. Plunder. Nap."--The publisher

100 ghosts : a gallery of harmless haunts by Doogie Horner( Book )

8 editions published between 2013 and 2017 in 4 languages and held by 56 WorldCat member libraries worldwide

"Cut two eyeholes into a bedsheet and Boo! You've got yourself a classic Halloween icon. But what happens if you tie the bedsheet in knots? What happens when you set it on fire, hang it from a clothesline, or put a llama underneath it? 100 Ghosts is a brilliantly simple artistic exploration of an icon as familiar as a grinning jack-o-lantern or an arched black cat. It's a delightful gift for adults, kids, and anyone who enjoys spooky design"--Publisher description

Dirty jokes every man should know by Doogie Horner( )

3 editions published in 2009 in English and held by 40 WorldCat member libraries worldwide

The Greatest Dirty Jokes of All Time Including: The One About the Factory Worker Who Made Love with a Pickle Slicer The One About the Flea, the Flight Attendant, and the Airplane Restroom The One About Father O'Mally's Sunday Night Bath The One About the Cowboy and the Lesbian Plus insightful advice on writing and telling dirty jokes, scholarly examinations of unique subsets such as Pope and Lumberjack jokes, and much, much more! From the Hardcover edition